I need a girl who’s incredibly intelligent and geeky. I need a girl who’s just as constantly horny as I am and isn’t afraid to let me know. A girl who isn’t afraid to sound stupid, because she knows she’s the smartest woman in the room regardless. I need someone who’s willing to call me on my shit before my lunacy collapses into itself. A gal who’s just as comfortable watching porn as she is reading. God I need her right now.